সত্য-মিথ্যা জানি না, খবরে প্রকাশ (রম্য)

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†Zv AvBwmwmi i‡q‡Q GK`j DwKj †gv³vi| wµ‡KU †`k¸‡jv‡K GKUv k„•Ljvi g‡a¨ ivLvi Rb¨ w`bivZ KvR K‡i hv‡”Q Gme wµ‡KUxq AvBb  cª‡YZvi `j| wKš‘ GKUv Ri“wi e¨vcv‡i AvBwmwmi Gme AvBbcÖ‡YZv‡`i wKQy‡ZB †PvL co‡Q bv| wµ‡KU‡ RbwcÖq I †m myev‡` evRv‡ivc‡hvMx Kivi Rb¨ w`bivZ gv_vi Nvg cv‡q †d‡j wPšÍv-fvebv K‡i bvbv AvBbKvbyb ˆZwi K‡i‡Q| wKš‘ AZ¨šÍ AevK n‡q j¶¨ Kiv hv‡”Q †h, AskMÖnYKvix `j¸‡jvi ˆewkó¨ wePvi K‡i Zv‡`i wµ‡KU †ev‡W©i m‡½ Ri“wi wKQy Pzw³ Kiv n‡”Q bv| ZvB wbR †_‡K D‡`¨vMx n‡q GK`j †ev×v GLv‡b wKQy cÖ¯Íve †ck K‡i‡Q| wµ‡KU †Ljy‡o †`k¸‡jvi †hme ˆewkó¨ we‡k­lY K‡i Gme cÖ¯Íve †ck Kiv n‡q‡Q, †m¸‡jvi g‡a¨ i‡q‡Q cvwK¯Ívb wµ‡KU †ev‡W©i Aw¯’iZv I †L‡jvqvo‡`i inm¨gq AvPiY, I‡q÷ BwÛR wµ‡K‡U `‡ji cðv`gywLZv, A‡÷ªjxq‡`i AvmywiK cvi½gZv, fv‡jv †L‡jI  wµ‡KUvwfRv‡Z¨i aviK I evnK Bswjk‡`i †Kv‡bv Uzb©v‡g‡›U cÖZ¨vwkZ mvdj¨ bv cvIqv BZ¨vw`...

AvBwmwmi GKwU Qvqv Kvh©Kix KwgwU i‡q‡Q|  †m Qvqv Kvh©Kix KwgwUi AvBwmwmi Kv‡Q †`qv cÖ¯Íve¸‡jv GLv‡b cvVK, _ywo `k©K, gv‡b wµ‡KU‡cÖgx‡`i ÁvZv‡_© Zz‡j aiv n‡jv|

cvwK¯Ívb : cvwK¯Ívb wµ‡KU `‡ji mgm¨v, gv‡b ˆewkó¨Uv‡KB me©vwaK cÖvavb¨ w`‡q‡Q AvBwmwmi Qvqv Kvh©Kix KwgwU| cvwK¯Ívb `‡ji GKRb ¯’vqx AwabvqK wb‡qvM Kiv GLb g½jMÖ‡n emwZ ¯’vc‡bi g‡ZvB P¨v‡jwÄs e¨vcvi n‡q `uvwo‡q‡Q| MZ wek¦Kv‡ci ci †_‡K, Av‡iv wek` K‡i ej‡Z †M‡j BbRvgvg-Di-n‡Ki K¨v‡ÞwÝ P‡j hvIqvi ci †_‡K Gch©šÍ cvwK¯Ívb `‡ji AwabvqK wb‡qvM wb‡q eo Aw¯’iZvq Av‡Q wcwmwe| BDbym Lvb, †kv‡qe gvwjK, †gvnv¤§` BDmydmn †ek K‡qKRb AwabvqK B‡Zvg‡a¨ we`vq n‡q‡Qb| eZ©gv‡b knx` Avwd«w` AwabvqK| Zv‡K Aek¨ wmwiR evB wmwiR AwabvqK Kiv n‡”Q| ¯’vwq‡Z¡i QvocÎ GL‡bv nv‡Z cvbwb GB nvW©wnUvi| wKš‘ Ab¨ `j¸‡jv‡Z Ggb †Kv‡bv Aw¯’iZvi wP‎ýB †bB| wiwK cw›Us, MÖv‡qg w¯§_, W¨vwb‡qj †fÆwi, g‡n›`ª wms †avwb mevB mevB envj Zweq‡Z wU‡K Av‡Qb, hZ mgm¨v Lvwj cvwK¯Ív‡bi| Zvi Ici i‡q‡Q g¨vP wdw·s wKsev ¯úU wdw·s‡qi Sv‡gjv| wZb wZb Rb wµ‡KUvi GLb wewfbœ †gqv‡` kvw¯ÍcÖvß| Gme mgm¨vi K_v wPšÍv K‡i wcwmwei Av‡e`‡bi †cÖw¶‡Z cvwK¯Ív‡bi Rb¨ we‡kl wKQy mycvwik cÖYqb Kiv n‡q‡Q| †hgb 1. †Ljv PjvKv‡j wcwmwe‡K cÖwZ 35 Ifvi c‡i ej cvëv‡bvi g‡Zv K‡i AwabvqK cvëv‡bvi my‡hvM †`qv †nvK| Gi d‡j `‡j K¨v‡Þ‡bi cÖfve ˆZwi nIqvi AeKvk Kg hv‡e Ges wcwmwe‡K Zv wb‡q `ywðšÍvq co‡Z n‡e bv| Zv Qvov e¨vwUs Ges †evwjs cvIqvi †c­i mgq Avjv`v Av‡iKRb AwabvqK _vK‡e|

2. `yb©xwZ cÖwZ‡iva Ges ¯úU wdw·s wPiZ‡i `~i Kivi Rb¨ cvwK¯Ív‡bi g¨vP¸‡jv‡Z Ô†bv ejÕ WvKvi wbq‡gi evwZj Pvq wcwmwe| ZvB Zv‡`i g¨v‡P Av¤úvqvi‡`i Ô†bv ejÕ WvKvi wbqg iwnZ Ki‡Z n‡e|

A‡÷ªwjqv : Uvbv wZb wek¦Kv‡c Uªwd †RZv †iKW©Uv GLb A‡÷ªwjqvi `L‡j| Uvbv †iKW© g¨v‡P AcivwRZ _vKvi †MŠeiUvI Zviv GKvB Dc‡fvM Ki‡Q| `jwU cÖvq A‡Rq n‡q c‡o‡Q| †Kv‡bv `jB cw›Us‡`i m‡½ Gu‡U DV‡Z cvi‡Q bv| †`‡L †`‡L wµ‡KU A‡÷ªwjqv ch©šÍ wei³| wb‡R‡`i wµ‡KUvi‡`i GK AvaUz nw¤^Zw¤^ Kivi my‡hvM ch©šÍ cvIqv hv‡”Q bv| Avi e¨vUmg¨vbivI Ggb Z¨uv`o n‡q c‡o‡Q, `qv K‡i wb‡R †_‡K AvDU bv n‡j †KDB Zv‡`i AvDU Ki‡Z cvi‡Q bv| ZvB wµ‡KU A‡÷ªwjqv Zv‡`i e¨vUmg¨vb‡`i AvD‡Ui Rb¨ `y‡Uv bZzb wbq‡gi Aby‡gv`b †P‡q‡Q|

1.       †¯­wRs‡qi Øviv AvDU †`qv : †¯­wRs Avi wµ‡KU `y‡UvB GK m‡½ P‡j A‡÷ªwjqvb wµ‡KUvi‡`i| †m e¨vwUs Kivi mgq †nvK Avi †evwjs‡qi mgq †nvK| G e¨vcv‡i AwR‡`i †U°v †`qvi ¶gZv †Kv‡bv †`‡kiB †bB| †¯­wRs Ki‡Z bv cvivUv‡K AwR‡`i `ye©jZv e‡j wPw‎‎ýZ Ki‡Z n‡e| wec¶ `‡ji wdìviiv hw` G g‡g© Awf‡hvM †Zv‡j †h, e¨vUmg¨v‡bi †¯­wRs‡q Zviv wei³ nIqvi h‡_ó KviY Luy‡R cv‡”Q bv, Zv‡K AvDU †NvlYv Kiv †nvK, Zvn‡j Av¤úvqvi Z„Zxq Av¤úvqv‡ii KvQ †_‡K BDwWAviGm (Av¤úvqviÕm wWwmkb Ab i“W‡bm A¨vÛ †¯­wRs) PvB‡Z cvi‡eb|

2.       cw›Us‡qi K_vq AvDU †NvlYv : hw` Ges hLb cw›Us g‡b Ki‡eb †h, Zvi e¨vUmg¨vbwUi AvDU n‡q hvIqv DwPZ, Zvn‡j †mUv wZwb Av¤úvqvi‡K Rvbv‡eb Ges Av¤úvqvi Zr¶Yvr mswk­ó e¨vUmg¨vb‡K AvDU †`‡eb|

Bsj¨vÛ: wµ‡KU `ywbqv Bsj¨v‡Ûi Kv‡Q wPiFYx †h, Zviv GB †LjvwU D™¢veb K‡i‡Q Ges Zv‡`i GK mg‡qi Dcwb‡ek¸‡jv‡Z †m¸‡jv Qwo‡q w`‡q‡Q| ZvB wµ‡KU `ywbqvi DwPZ, wµ‡K‡Ui GB ¸i“ †`kwUi Kv‡Q FYx _vKv| cª‡Z¨K †`‡ki Rb¨ Zv‡`i bvMwiK‡`i ga¨ †_‡K wµ‡KUvi wb‡q RvZxq `j MV‡bi eva¨evaKZv _vK‡jI Bsj¨v‡Ûi Rb¨ †m wbqg cÖ‡hvR¨ n‡e bv|

1.        Bsj¨vÛ †LjvwUi D™¢veK Ges wk¶K n‡qI wek¦Kv‡ci 32 eQ‡ii g‡a¨I GKeviI wk‡ivcv wRZ‡Z cv‡iwb| GUv Bsj¨v‡Ûi Rb¨ gnv Acgv‡bi K_v| Avi wµ‡KU `ywbqvI GKUz †Q‡o K_v KB‡Z Pq bv Zv‡`i| Av‡i evev, ¸i“`w¶Yv e‡jI †Zv GKUv K_v Av‡Q, ZvB bv? ZvB cÖ¯Íve Kiv n‡”Q, Bwmwe (Bsj¨vÛ wµ‡KU †evW©) PvB‡j Zv‡`i GKmg‡qi K‡jvwb¸‡jv †_‡K wb‡R‡`i cQ›`mB †h †Kv‡bv †L‡jvqvo‡K †U‡b wb‡q Bswjk wµK‡U `j Mo‡Z cvi‡e| G e¨vcv‡i †Kv‡bv †`‡kiB AvcwË MÖvn¨ n‡e bv| Z‡e AvBbUv `w¶Y Avwd«Kvi †ejvq cÖ‡hvR¨ n‡e bv|

2.       GiciI hw` Bsj¨vÛ wk‡ivcv wRZ‡Z e¨_© nq, Z‡e †mUv Bsj¨v‡Ûi e¨_©ZZv wn‡m‡e MY¨ n‡e bv| eis Zv‡`i e¨_©Zvi Rb¨ Ab¨ †`k¸‡jv‡K e¨w_Z Ges †m Rb¨ Zv‡`i Kv‡Q ¶gv †P‡q wb‡Z n‡e|

fviZ : BwÛqvb wµ‡KU †evW© (wewmwmAvB) I fvi‡Zi me `k©K cvwK¯Ív‡bi m‡½ †h †Kv‡bv g¨vP‡K wek¦Kvc dvBbvj wn‡m‡e MY¨ Ki‡e| Gi KviY

1.       Avi †Kv‡bv †`‡ki m‡½ Ab¨ †`‡ki †Ljvq GZUv mœvqy¶qx D‡ËRbv †`Lv hvq bv| Ab¨ †Kv‡bv †`‡ki m‡½ nvi‡j ¶wZ †bB, wKš‘ cvwK¯Ívb fvi‡Zi Kv‡Q Ges fviZ cvwK¯Ív‡bi wec‡¶ nvi‡j gnvfviZ Avi †Kvivb-wKZve me †hb wg‡_¨ n‡q hvq `yÕ†`‡ki mg_©K‡`i Kv‡Q| wmwiR g¨vP n‡jI cÖ‡Z¨KwU g¨vP ¯^vaxb I mve©‡fŠg g¨vP wn‡m‡e MY¨ I m¤§vwbZ n‡e|

2.        †mŠif Mv½ywj GLb Avi fviZxq `‡j †bB| wKš‘ Zvi AwabvqK‡Z¡i mgq fviZ †U‡÷ me©vwaK Rq †c‡q‡Q| Gi KviY n‡”Q, Zvi AmvaviY †bZ…Z¡ I †L‡jvqvo‡`i R‡qi Rb¨ cÖ‡ivwPZ Ki‡Z cvivi g‡Zv `yj©f ¶gZv| ZvB Zv‡K `‡ji bb-†c­wqs AwabvqK Ges mybxj Mvfv¯‹vi‡K bb-†c­wqs †L‡jvqvo ‡NvlYv Kiv †nvK|

wbDwRj¨vÛ : wbDwRj¨v‡Ûi †ejvq `y‡Uv wbq‡gi cÖ¯Ívebv Kiv n‡q‡Q:

1.        W¨vwb‡qj †fÆwi‡K †MvUv `‡kK †fov wb‡q †Ljvi AbygwZ w`‡Z n‡e| †h‡nZy e¨vwUs Ges †evwjs `y‡UvB wZwb ¯^”Q‡›` Ki‡Z cv‡ib|

2.       Ôw¯úwiU Ae wµ‡KUÕ cyi¯‹v‡ii Rb¨ Ab¨ †Kv‡bv `j KL‡bv, Avevi ejv n‡”Q, KL‡bv cÖwZØw›ØZv Ki‡Z cvi‡e bv| †KD hw` G wb‡q KíbvI K‡i _v‡K, Zvn‡j g¨vKKzjvgiv jvwV wb‡q †Z‡o G‡j euvPvevi Rb¨ KvD‡K cv‡k cvIqv hv‡e bv|

`w¶Y Avwd«Kv : `w¶Y Avwd«Kvi Rb¨I `y‡Uv wbqg cÖPjb Kiv †h‡Z cv‡i|

1.        WvKIqv_©-jyBm wn‡meUv †cÖvwUqviv m¤¢eZ GKUz Kg †ev‡S g‡b nq| ev eyS‡jI wVK g‡Zv g‡b ivL‡Z cv‡i bv| ZvB Zviv hLb wdwÊs K‡i, ZLb Zv‡`i m‡½ gv‡V GKRb AwZwiK³ wdìvi †`qv n‡e, †h IB wn‡meUv ivL‡e Ges mgqg‡Zv wdìvi‡`i g‡b Kwi‡q †`‡e|

2.        gv‡V `w¶Y Avwd«Kvi †Ljv Pvjv‡bvi Rb¨ wbhy³ Av¤úvqvi‡`i gv‡V bvgvi Av‡M Aek¨B wbk¦vm-cÖk¦vm cÖwµqv wVK Av‡Q wKbv †evSv‡bvi Rb¨ Ô†eª‡_jvBRvi †U÷Õ Gi  gy‡LvgywL n‡Z n‡e|

I‡q÷ BwÛR : 1983 mv‡ji Av‡M I‡q÷ BwÛ‡Ri me¸‡jv †iKW© AvBwmwm I DBR‡W‡bi †iKW© eB †_‡K G·cvbR Ki‡Z n‡e| KviY eZ©gvb I‡q÷ BwÛ‡Ri m‡½ †mme †iKW© GK`g hvq bv| GQvov †L‡jvqvo, †evW© I ¯úÝi‡`i g‡a¨ Ggb GKUvb Pzw³ n‡Z n‡e †h, †MBj, eªv‡fv Ges †cvjvW©iv wbqwgZ †L‡jvqo wn‡m‡e bq, wd«j¨vÝ †c­qvi wn‡m‡e †Lj‡eb| B‡”Q n‡j Zviv bvI †Lj‡Z cv‡ib|

evsjv‡`k : evsjv‡`k GL‡bv Zv‡`i ˆkkeve¯’v KvUv‡”Q| gvÎ 10 eQ‡iiB †Zv †U÷ wµ‡KU eqm| ZvB Z‡`i eo‡`i m‡½ †Lj‡Z †M‡j we‡gl myweav w`‡Z n‡e| wba©vwiZ 50 Ifv‡i gvÎ GKevi e¨vwUs Zv‡`i †ejvq cÖ‡hvR¨ n‡e bv| Zv‡`i Kg c‡¶ `yÕevi, msL¨vUv cÖ‡qvR‡b wZbevi, PvieviI n‡Z cv‡i, Zv‡`i e¨vU Kivi my‡hvM w`‡Z n‡e| Ô†QvUfvBÕ wn‡m‡e GUv Zv‡`i cÖvc¨ AwaKvi| ZvQvov wewmwe‡K mn¯^vMwZK nIqvi Kvi‡Y †h LiP Ki‡Z n‡q‡Q, Zv †diZ w`‡Z n‡e| Z‡e Zviv hw` †mwg‡Z †cŠuQv‡Z cv‡i, Zvn‡j †diZ bv †`qvi K_v wPšÍv Kiv †h‡Z cv‡i|

kªxj¼v : kªxj¼v `‡j GLb †Lj‡Qb we‡k¦i me‡P‡q eqmx †evjvi gyivwjaib| Dfq ai‡bi wµ‡K‡UG ch©šÍ m‡e©v”P DB‡KU wkKvix wZwb| AvBwmwm‡K GUv wbwðZ Ki‡Z n‡e †h, gyivwj Zvi K¨vwiqv‡ii me©‡kl ejwU‡ZI DB‡KU cv‡eb| Gi e¨Z¨q NU‡j wZwb †Zv Aemi †b‡ebB bv, eis G ch©šÍ kªxj¼vi Aemi †bqv eqmx me wµ‡KUviiv gv‡V †b‡g Avm‡eb Zv‡`i eqmx †L‡jvqv‡oi wbtm½Zv †NvPv‡bvi Rb¨|